they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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