I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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