I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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