So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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