at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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