Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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