Your tits are I can't wait for
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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