I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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