Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
