You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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