Whod you bang
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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