Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize