we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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