It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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