Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
