Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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