i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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