laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I wish there were birth control emojis
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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