last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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