normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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