just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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