butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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