yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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