She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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