Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I miss vodka workout Fridays
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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