this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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