If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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