I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Dick very happy bro
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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