so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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