this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
it glows. i had to have it.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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