i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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