We're like a lot better than the average bears
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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