Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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