just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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