i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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