I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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