so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We need a shit load of segways right now
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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