the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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