Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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