She said her name was "party"
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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