so let's talk penis.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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