But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Randomize
