that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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