ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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