She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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