ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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