Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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