Whod you bang
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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