I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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