Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
someone threw a dead crab at me
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
