I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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