just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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