I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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