So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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