That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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