Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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