clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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