please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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